Santa hide his claws?Just because he wears a red and white outfit doesn’t make him an “Abominable Person of Snow”. Besides, Santa doesn’t need to scratch anyone’s back for a handout.18. Why are Christmas colors red and green when Santa’s suit is red and white?It all started with a few disgruntled Tarot card readers complaining about not being included in the Christmas story.
United Nations stepped in to stop all the whining and snivelling which was getting out of hand, (especially a campaign launched by the Society of Plus-Sized People who wanted to replace Santa Claus with the Jolly Green Giant as the symbol of rampant consumer spending, healthy lifestyle choices, and more free giveaways). Anyway, to make a long story short, a referendum was held and people the world over voted in favor of retaining Santa Claus, (dressed in his well-worn red and white suit), as star of the annual “Festival of Negative-Savers”.
World Trade Organization declared that “red and green will be the official designated colours of all wrapping paper, ribbons, and note cards accompanying charitable spam and jam food hampers destined for the Tooth Fairy, the Great Pumpkin, and the Easter Bunny”, (who are usually overlooked at this time of year).19. Do you think Santa Claus believes in himself?Of course he does! It’s only celebrity psycholigists who suggest that a jolly, bearded gentleman with a red-nosed reindeer in tow should “get a life”. There’s an old adage that says, “Behind every wet blanket lies an incontinent universe”.
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