Fannie, Arkansas not to mention a very popular and hugely successful government-subsidized retraining program for trolls.23. Why does the Christmas season always come when the stores are at their busiest?In the Land of Cowabunga, cowboys and cash-cow milkers, never ask why brown cows don’t fly there. (Trust me, they’ve never heard of a kahlua coffee liqueur with a dollop of whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles on top, and a Maraschino Cherry).24. Should we mail our packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for next Christmas?
Post Office, everyone’s favorite pastime — flogging dead horses. Take my advice, stop your faultfinding ways and use your positive energy flow to find a Flying Nun willing to take those parcels off your hands in return for all your Airmile points.25. On artificial Christmas trees, why do they always make the center trunk green? Wouldn’t it be more realistic if it were painted brown?What do you expect from fake things, perfection? If you’re not doing anything useful besides asking questions that require answers few have time to ponder, come and join our Toy-Shop Team at the North Pole.
Oh and if by chance you should get stuck beside a “Bah Humbug” type at Christmas dinner, remind the foul miscreant that miracles do happen. Thankfully, at midnight some turn into whoopee cushions to amuse family or friends.
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